THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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