I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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