dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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