Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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