i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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