How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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