he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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