shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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