the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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