We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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