how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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