I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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