Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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