Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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