when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
dude. I can hear the air.
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