We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Let's paint friendship bongs
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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