We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
