so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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