The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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