Grow some girl-balls and come out already
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I wear drunk well.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
