i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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