dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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