Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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