ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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