Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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