I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He better not be in your backpack
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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