That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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