No, you can still breathe under the balls.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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