Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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