once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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