My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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