ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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