Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You need Xanax blowdarts
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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