woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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