Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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