This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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