lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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