I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I cannot find my penis.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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