I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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