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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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