why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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