is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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