This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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