I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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