Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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