I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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