The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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