Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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