You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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