peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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