You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Sorry my hands just texted you
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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